![]() Turns out you can just fire Joe Rogan into a black hole and the problem will resolve itself over time. Reduced research cost of the "Hallucinogen Removal" project. You gotta be able to post those pics of your latest glory kill to insta.Īfter hearing some really stellar testimonials about it from the squishies, Lithoids who go down the genetic ascension path can now give themselves the ability to have sex.ĭon't think about that last one for too long. Khanate Successors now recognize the importance of iPhones, even to a marauding horde of bloodthirsty ultra-badasses. That story about the nosebleeds being caused by your "super-powered hero brain" only works so many times.Īwakened Empires have finally conceded that sometimes you have to land on a planet to conquer it instead of glassing it from orbit for years and periodically asking if they give up yet. Or at least, they'll make some effort to hide it better in public. Philosopher King now makes it less likely that your rulers will become spice addicts. Gestalt Empires are less likely to be picked to host the Galactic Stock Exchange because the non-gestalt traders were really creeped out by how all the drones are constantly eyeing them and the fact that they were pretty sure their planetside "accommodations" were breathing on them while they slept. Xenophile empires are now better at forcing their self-serving policies through the Senate under the pretense of camaraderie. the HUNGERRRRRRR!" and cackling madly.Īdded Docile and Unruly traits to distinguish between species that are total brainwashed sheeple and the ones who know the REAL truth and they've got 9.5 hours of YouTube videos to show you about it.Īdded Bureaucrat governor trait that increases admin cap from bureaucrat jobs by +10% and he's probably tons of fun at parties.Īdded two new archaeology sites because apparently you guys haven't learned your lesson about poking weird alien shit with a stick yet. The devs are way more sadistic than my imagination.) Determined Exterminators will be super stoked about this and gain a bunch of Unity.Ĭonfiscated advanced personal teleporters from certain leaders after they were overheard in their quarters repeating, "The hunger. (I didn't plan for this joke to pay off here. Non-cyborg organics on a planet when it's terraformed into a Machine World will now be made into a wholesome nutrient slurry. Terravores will now get a notification reminding them they're bad and they should feel bad when the Consume Planet decisions completes. Strike craft should, theoretically, no longer be absolute ass.Īs long as a clear path exists, fleet reinforcements will now spawn in the target fleet after a certain amount of time instead of flying one by one through contested space in the presence of massive Unbidden contacts. The Commonwealth of Man, or as I like to call them, the Sackville Baginses of space, will now always spawn if you're playing as the UNE. ![]() You can now get Titan Hunter jobs on planets with Titanic Life because we thought that sounded pretty fuckin' metal. The Mega Shipyard is a new Megastructure that makes it even easier to forget that ships other than corvettes are even a thing.Įnvoys have been added to the game, mini-leaders who drew the short straw and have to go see if they can teach the Thalnokk Blood Clans about the power of friendship before they lay waste to your entire civilization.Įnvoys can be deployed to a federation or the Galactic Community to lobby in the back rooms for your traditional, cultural rights to turn sentient beings into a wholesome nutrient slurry.Įmpires may now have a Diplomatic Stance such as Fuck You, Leave Us The Fuck Alone, Let's Fuck, and We're The Fucking Best.Ī progress bar in the diplomacy view will now show you just how much your neighbors are blowing it way out of proportion that you turned a bunch of their people into a wholesome nutrient slurry. Juggernauts represent the next step in the arms race to see who can compensate the hardest for feelings of inadequacy about their. Origins represent a new way to give everyone else in the galaxy some clues about why you're like this. I know you're just going to use your diplomatic might to place self-serving sanctions on your enemies that you can now enforce without having to commit your material resources to it. ![]() pffffft, sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face through all of that. Join the Galactic Community and pass resolutions by voting with the rest of the Community to make the galaxy a better place for every. ![]() Form new types of federations that you could, theoretically, level up to gain new perks in some crazy alternate universe in which it was possible to ever get all members to agree on anything.
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